You gotta look the part to impress and your desk is no exception. We’ve got the perfect solutions for making your desk look stellar to the powers-that-be.
With a giant clock/letter opener, there’s no doubt you’ll always be on time. AND you can open letters faster than all of your counterparts. Yes, you do still get letters from time-to-time. Be the guy who can open them the fastest. And, also be the guy who visits the supply closet located next to your boss’ desk for the 4 AAA batteries this thing takes – take that opportunity to give her a latte!
Want your boss to think you’re responsible enough to take care of a pet, but don’t have time for a dog? Aquarium + 2 frogs = responsible
Your boss was born in the 70s? He doesn’t really care about the ecosystem or being green. Impress him with a faux notepad – looks like you’re writing on paper, but you’re fully paperless! Plus, the wood finish reminds him of his mom’s old station wagon!
Do you frequently arrive at a meeting and no one’s prepared to project their presentation? Be at the ready with a pocket projector and impress the top dog!
You want to stand out from the crowd, right? Then stand up! At your desk! Situating your desk with a standing arrangement means you’ll be taller than everyone around you and the head honcho will see you first when she thinks about promotions at the end of the year.
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