So, you’re making pennies an hour at this point in your burgeoning career. No reason to look that way, though. Show the boss you have taste by stepping it up on the lunch front without breaking the bank:
Eat your Taco Bell with a fork and knife.
Bring a cloth napkin from home instead of a paper napkin from the stash in the kitchen.
Bring your Ramen noodles in a foil duck. Everyone will be so impressed with the foil sculpture that they won’t care that you’re eating a 50¢ meal.
Drink out of a goblet.
Asian food is always impressive. Use chopsticks as much as possible, regardless of what you’re eating.
Carryout containers be gone! Eat everything on a nice plate.
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